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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61130">Pearly Gates..... &nbsp;A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates.&nbsp; St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes.&nbsp; The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next 5 years and enjoy it. &nbsp;David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven.&nbsp; So off he goes with an ugly stupid woman, pretending to be happy. &nbsp;As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead, with an even uglier woman.&nbsp; When he asks what&#039;s going on, Steve replies, &quot;I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money.&quot; &nbsp;They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time. &nbsp;Now David, Steve and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Martin up ahead.&nbsp; This man is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a supermodel.&nbsp; Stunned and jealous, David and Steve approach the man and discover that it is their friend, Martin. &nbsp;They ask him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they&#039;re stuck with these god-awful women.&nbsp; Martin replies, &quot;I have no idea, but I&#039;m definitely not complaining.&nbsp; This has been absolutely the best time of my life and I have had 5 years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to.&nbsp; There is only one thing that I can&#039;t seem to understand.&nbsp; Everytime we finish making love, she rolls over and murmers, &quot;Damn income taxes!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61130"] Pearly Gates..... A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next 5 years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven. So off he goes with an ugly stupid woman, pretending to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead, with an even uglier woman. When he asks what's going on, Steve replies, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time. Now David, Steve and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Martin up ahead. This man is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a supermodel. Stunned and jealous, David and Steve approach the man and discover that it is their friend, Martin. They ask him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with these god-awful women. Martin replies, "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life and I have had 5 years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. Everytime we finish making love, she rolls over and murmers, "Damn income taxes!" [/QUOTE]

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