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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61144">Quickies.... &nbsp;Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil. &nbsp;What&#039;s the difference between the Pope &amp;amp; your boss?&nbsp; The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. &nbsp;Never trust a stock broker who&#039;s married to a travel agent. &nbsp;It used to be that only death &amp;amp; taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there&#039;s shipping and handling. &nbsp;A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. &nbsp;The only thing wrong with the perfect drive to work is that you end up at work. &nbsp;Define transvestite:&nbsp; A guy who likes to eat, drink and BE Mary. &nbsp;What&#039;s the definition of a teenager? God&#039;s punishment for enjoying sex. &nbsp;America is getting stronger. 20 yrs. ago it took 2 people to carry $10 worth of groceries.&nbsp; Today a 5 yr. old can do it.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61144"] Quickies.... Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil. What's the difference between the Pope & your boss? The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. Never trust a stock broker who's married to a travel agent. It used to be that only death & taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. The only thing wrong with the perfect drive to work is that you end up at work. Define transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and BE Mary. What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. America is getting stronger. 20 yrs. ago it took 2 people to carry $10 worth of groceries. Today a 5 yr. old can do it. [/QUOTE]

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