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<blockquote data-quote="retired" data-source="post: 61146"><p>Dog Haiku </p><p>I love my master; </p><p>Thus I perfume myself with </p><p>This long-rotten squirrel. </p><p> </p><p>I lie belly-up </p><p>In the sunshine, happier than </p><p>You ever will be </p><p> </p><p>Today I sniffed </p><p>Many dog behinds - I celebrate </p><p>By kissing your face. </p><p> </p><p>I sound the alarm! </p><p>Paper boy - come to kill us all </p><p>Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! </p><p> </p><p>I sound the alarm! </p><p>Garbage man - come to kill us all </p><p>Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! </p><p> </p><p>I lift my leg and </p><p>Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot-- </p><p>Sniff this and weep </p><p> </p><p>How do I love thee? </p><p>The ways are numberless as </p><p>My hairs on the rug. </p><p> </p><p>My human is home! </p><p>I am so ecstatic I have </p><p>Made a puddle </p><p> </p><p>I hate my choke chain </p><p>Look, world, they strangle me! Ack </p><p>Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! </p><p> </p><p>Sleeping here, my chin </p><p>On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well, </p><p>Maybe catching rats </p><p> </p><p>Look in my eyes and </p><p>Deny it. No human could </p><p>Love you as much I do </p><p> </p><p>The cat is not all </p><p>Bad -- she fills the litter box </p><p>With Tootsie Rolls </p><p> </p><p>Dig under fence -- why? </p><p>Because it's there. Because it's </p><p>There. Because it's there. </p><p> </p><p>I am your best friend, </p><p>Now, always, and especially </p><p>When you are eating. </p><p> </p><p>My owners' mood is </p><p>Romantic - I lie near their </p><p>Feet. I cut a big one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="retired, post: 61146"] Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog behinds - I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy - come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man - come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot-- Sniff this and weep How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle I hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well, Maybe catching rats Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad -- she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls Dig under fence -- why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet. I cut a big one. [/QUOTE]
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