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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61151">YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...... &nbsp;You let your 12 yr. old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. &nbsp;You&#039;ve been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws. &nbsp;You think a woman who is &quot;out of your league&quot; bowls on a different night. &nbsp;You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. &nbsp;Your junior/senior prom has a daycare. &nbsp;The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas you put in it. &nbsp;You think &quot;loading the dishwasher&quot; means getting your wife drunk. &nbsp;You think the Bud Bowl is real. &nbsp;You think &quot;6-10 lbs.&quot; on the side of the Pampers box means how much the diaper will hold. &nbsp;Your kids have a 3 day old Kool-Aid mustache. &nbsp;Your grandma has ammo on her Xmas list. &nbsp;You have every episode of Hee Haw on tape. &nbsp;You&#039;ve ever financed a tattoo. &nbsp;Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. &nbsp;The trunk of your car is tied down and you&#039;re not hauling anything. &nbsp;You come back from the dump with more than you took. &nbsp;You refer to the 5th grade as &quot;my senior year.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61151"] YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...... You let your 12 yr. old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your junior/senior prom has a daycare. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas you put in it. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. You think the Bud Bowl is real. You think "6-10 lbs." on the side of the Pampers box means how much the diaper will hold. Your kids have a 3 day old Kool-Aid mustache. Your grandma has ammo on her Xmas list. You have every episode of Hee Haw on tape. You've ever financed a tattoo. Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. The trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything. You come back from the dump with more than you took. You refer to the 5th grade as "my senior year." [/QUOTE]

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