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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61164">MAN, WIFE &amp;amp; COP..... &nbsp;&nbsp; A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. &nbsp;&nbsp;The man says, &quot;What&#039;s the problem officer?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; The officer says, &quot;You were going 75 miles per hour in a 55 zone. I&#039;m afraid I&#039;m going to have to ticket you.&quot; &nbsp;Man:&nbsp; &quot;No sir, I was going a little over 60 mph.&quot; Wife:&nbsp; &quot;Oh, Harry, You were going at least 80!&quot; (the man gives his wife a dirty look) &nbsp;Officer:&nbsp; &quot;I&#039;m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tailight.&quot; &nbsp;Man:&nbsp; &quot;Broken tailight? I didn&#039;t know about a broken tailight!&quot; &nbsp;Wife: &quot;Oh Harry, you&#039;ve known about that tailight for weeks!&quot; (man gives her another dirty look) &nbsp;Officer: &quot;I&#039;m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.&quot; &nbsp;Man: &quot;Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.&quot; &nbsp;Wife: &quot;Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; The man turns to his wife and says, &quot;For cryin&#039; out loud, can&#039;t you just shut up!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; The officer turns to the woman and says, &quot;Ma&#039;am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?&quot; &nbsp;Wife: &quot;No officer, only when he&#039;s drunk.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61164"] MAN, WIFE & COP..... A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, "What's the problem officer?" The officer says, "You were going 75 miles per hour in a 55 zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you." Man: "No sir, I was going a little over 60 mph." Wife: "Oh, Harry, You were going at least 80!" (the man gives his wife a dirty look) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tailight." Man: "Broken tailight? I didn't know about a broken tailight!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tailight for weeks!" (man gives her another dirty look) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt!" The man turns to his wife and says, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up!" The officer turns to the woman and says, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No officer, only when he's drunk." [/QUOTE]

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