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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61180"><p>***** NEW PROVERBS ***** </p><p> </p><p>* If you are too open-minded, your brains will fall out. </p><p>* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. </p><p>* Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot. </p><p>* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. </p><p>* If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the one you've never tried before. </p><p>* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. </p><p>* It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. </p><p>* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. </p><p>* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. </p><p>* Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. </p><p>* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. </p><p>* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. </p><p>* No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. </p><p>* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61180"] ***** NEW PROVERBS ***** * If you are too open-minded, your brains will fall out. * Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. * Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot. * Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. * If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the one you've never tried before. * My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. * It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. * For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. * If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. * Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. * A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. * Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. * No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. * Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. [/QUOTE]
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