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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61184"><p>Liberal Democrat </p><p> </p><p> A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats. </p><p> Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. </p><p> "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat." </p><p> "Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?" </p><p> "Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl. </p><p> The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a conservative Rebuplican. </p><p> "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on a government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My dad and mom are conservative Republicans too." </p><p> The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a maroon and your dad was a maroon. What would you be then?" </p><p> A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a liberal Democrat."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61184"] Liberal Democrat A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat." "Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a conservative Rebuplican. "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on a government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My dad and mom are conservative Republicans too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a maroon and your dad was a maroon. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a liberal Democrat." [/QUOTE]
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