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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61186"><p>BASHING BOTH SEXES... </p><p> </p><p> What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? - Sexual Harassment. </p><p> </p><p>What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? - $3.99 a minute. </p><p> </p><p> How many men does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they just sit there in the dark and complain. </p><p> </p><p> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? - Because those men already have boyfriends. </p><p> </p><p> What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. </p><p> </p><p> What do you call a smart blonde? - A golden retriever. </p><p> </p><p> What is the difference between a battery and a woman? - A battery has a positive side. </p><p> </p><p> Do you know the punishment for bigamy? - Two mothers-in-law. </p><p> </p><p> What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - About 45 pounds. </p><p> </p><p> What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - About 45 minutes. </p><p> </p><p> How can you tell if your husband is dead? - The sex is the same, but you get the remote. </p><p> </p><p> How do men sort their laundry? - "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61186"] BASHING BOTH SEXES... What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? - Sexual Harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? - $3.99 a minute. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they just sit there in the dark and complain. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? - Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What do you call a smart blonde? - A golden retriever. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? - A battery has a positive side. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? - Two mothers-in-law. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - About 45 pounds. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - About 45 minutes. How can you tell if your husband is dead? - The sex is the same, but you get the remote. How do men sort their laundry? - "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable". [/QUOTE]
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