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<blockquote data-quote="vic" data-source="post: 61190"><p>Falling asleep at work </p><p>Things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: </p><p> </p><p>"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." </p><p> </p><p>"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to. </p><p> </p><p>"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" </p><p> </p><p>"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" </p><p> </p><p>"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" </p><p> </p><p>"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands." </p><p> </p><p>"I was actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. </p><p> </p><p>"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." </p><p> </p><p>And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: </p><p> </p><p>1."...Amen</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vic, post: 61190"] Falling asleep at work Things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands." "I was actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 1."...Amen [/QUOTE]
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