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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61193"><p>The Future - as seen back in 1950 </p><p> </p><p>* I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it'll be impossible to buy a week's worth of groceries for $20. </p><p> </p><p>* Have you seen the new cars coming out this year? It won't be long when $5000 will only buy a used one. </p><p> </p><p>* If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous! </p><p> </p><p>* Did you hear the Post Office is thinking about charging a dime just to deliver a letter? </p><p> </p><p>* If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store. </p><p> </p><p>* When I first started driving, who would've thought gas would someday cost 50 cents a gallon. I'm better off just to leave the car in the garage. </p><p> </p><p>* I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies. Ever since Gone With the Wind, there's a "hell" or "damn" in every movie. </p><p> </p><p>* Pretty soon you won't be able to buy a good 10 cent cigar. </p><p> </p><p>* A baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year. It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president. </p><p> </p><p>* Do you suppose television will ever reach our part of the country? </p><p> </p><p>* It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work. </p><p> </p><p>* Next thing you know, the government will start paying us not to grow crops. </p><p> </p><p>* There's no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night for the hotel. </p><p> </p><p>* Why would you want to send your daughter to college? She'll just get married. It'd be different if she could be a doctor or lawyer. </p><p> </p><p>* We can't afford to be sick. $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood. </p><p> </p><p>* If a few idiots want to risk their necks flying across country that's fine, but nothing will replace trains. </p><p> </p><p>* I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business. </p><p> </p><p>* If they raise the price of a cup of coffee to 15 cents, I'll just have to drink mine at home. </p><p> </p><p>NO, IT WASN'T SO LONG AGO!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61193"] The Future - as seen back in 1950 * I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it'll be impossible to buy a week's worth of groceries for $20. * Have you seen the new cars coming out this year? It won't be long when $5000 will only buy a used one. * If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous! * Did you hear the Post Office is thinking about charging a dime just to deliver a letter? * If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store. * When I first started driving, who would've thought gas would someday cost 50 cents a gallon. I'm better off just to leave the car in the garage. * I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies. Ever since Gone With the Wind, there's a "hell" or "damn" in every movie. * Pretty soon you won't be able to buy a good 10 cent cigar. * A baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year. It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president. * Do you suppose television will ever reach our part of the country? * It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work. * Next thing you know, the government will start paying us not to grow crops. * There's no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night for the hotel. * Why would you want to send your daughter to college? She'll just get married. It'd be different if she could be a doctor or lawyer. * We can't afford to be sick. $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood. * If a few idiots want to risk their necks flying across country that's fine, but nothing will replace trains. * I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business. * If they raise the price of a cup of coffee to 15 cents, I'll just have to drink mine at home. NO, IT WASN'T SO LONG AGO!! [/QUOTE]
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