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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61225"><p>DREADFUL DISAPPOINTMENT......... </p><p> </p><p>Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body which, under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define those conditions?" </p><p> </p><p>Miss Smythe gasped, then cooly said, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this," and sat down red-faced. </p><p> </p><p>Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye in dim light." </p><p> </p><p>"Correct Miss Johnson." said Mr. Perkins. "And now Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you. ONE, you have not studied your lesson. TWO, you have a dirty mind. And THREE, you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61225"] DREADFUL DISAPPOINTMENT......... Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body which, under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define those conditions?" Miss Smythe gasped, then cooly said, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this," and sat down red-faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye in dim light." "Correct Miss Johnson." said Mr. Perkins. "And now Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you. ONE, you have not studied your lesson. TWO, you have a dirty mind. And THREE, you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment." [/QUOTE]
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