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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61228"><p>***** WORK ***** </p><p> </p><p>The trouble with work is....it's so daily. </p><p> </p><p>If you can't convince them, confuse them. </p><p> </p><p>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. </p><p> </p><p>A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. </p><p> </p><p>After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. </p><p> </p><p>At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. </p><p> </p><p>Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. </p><p> </p><p>Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'til noon. </p><p> </p><p>It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. </p><p> </p><p>Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all. </p><p> </p><p>I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. </p><p> </p><p>Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. </p><p> </p><p>Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. </p><p> </p><p>If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. </p><p> </p><p>The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. </p><p> </p><p>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. </p><p> </p><p>By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. </p><p> </p><p>Price. Quality. Service: Pick two. </p><p> </p><p>If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. </p><p> </p><p>The world is full of willing people - some willing to work and some willing to let them. </p><p> </p><p>Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. </p><p> </p><p>Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. </p><p> </p><p>They can't fire me, slaves have to be sold. </p><p> </p><p>Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61228"] ***** WORK ***** The trouble with work is....it's so daily. If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'til noon. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. Price. Quality. Service: Pick two. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. The world is full of willing people - some willing to work and some willing to let them. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. They can't fire me, slaves have to be sold. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off. [/QUOTE]
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