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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61230"><p>PLAYING WITH TRAINS....... </p><p> </p><p> A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen was listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. </p><p> She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches gettin' on, get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving!" </p><p> The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house mister. Now I want you to go to your room for 2 hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nicer language." </p><p> Two hours later, her son came out of his room and began playing with the train once more. </p><p> Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that you will ride with us again soon. For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will all have a pleasant and relaxing trip with us today. For those of you who are pissed off because of the 2 hour delay, please see the <FONT COLOR="ff0000"></FONT> in the kitchen!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61230"] PLAYING WITH TRAINS....... A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen was listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches gettin' on, get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving!" The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house mister. Now I want you to go to your room for 2 hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nicer language." Two hours later, her son came out of his room and began playing with the train once more. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that you will ride with us again soon. For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will all have a pleasant and relaxing trip with us today. For those of you who are pissed off because of the 2 hour delay, please see the <FONT COLOR="ff0000"></FONT> in the kitchen!" [/QUOTE]
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