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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61272"><p>RANDY THE ROOSTER.... </p><p> A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could buy a special rooster - one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!" </p><p> The farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff!" Randy strutted in to the henhouse. </p><p> Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was squawking and many feathers flying 'til Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there. He went into the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. </p><p> Then he went to the pighouse where he did the same. The farmer, watching all this with disbelief, cried out "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself!" But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. </p><p> Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back in his head and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing. Look what you did. You've gone and killed yourself! I warned you, my little buddy!" </p><p> "Shhhhhh", Randy whispered, "The buzzard"s getting closer."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61272"] RANDY THE ROOSTER.... A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could buy a special rooster - one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!" The farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff!" Randy strutted in to the henhouse. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was squawking and many feathers flying 'til Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there. He went into the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pighouse where he did the same. The farmer, watching all this with disbelief, cried out "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself!" But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back in his head and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing. Look what you did. You've gone and killed yourself! I warned you, my little buddy!" "Shhhhhh", Randy whispered, "The buzzard"s getting closer." [/QUOTE]
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