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<blockquote data-quote="goldie" data-source="post: 61273"><p>One night a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above </p><p>New Jersey. There were 5 people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, </p><p>Hillary Clinton, the Pope, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen </p><p>generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger </p><p>cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot </p><p>burst into the compartment."Ladies &amp; Gentlemen, I have good news &amp; bad </p><p>news. </p><p> </p><p>The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is </p><p>that there are 4 parachutes &amp; I have one of them." With that, the pilot </p><p>threw open the door &amp; jumped from the plane. Michael Jordan was on his </p><p>feet in a flash. "Hey guys" he said "I am the world's greatest athlete. </p><p>The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete </p><p>should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the </p><p>remaining parachutes &amp; hurtled through the door &amp; into the night. </p><p>Hillary Clinton rose &amp; said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest woman. </p><p>The world needs smart women to lead all you little people, because you </p><p>miserable scum do not have the brains to do so. The world's smartest </p><p>woman should have a parachute too." She quickly grabbed a pack, and out </p><p>she jumped. </p><p> </p><p>The Pope and the hippie looked at one another. Finally the Pope spoke, </p><p>"My son, I have lived a satisfying life &amp; have known the bliss of the </p><p>True God every day at Mass. You have your life ahead of you; you take the </p><p>last parachute &amp; I will go down with the plane," The hippie smiled slowly </p><p>and said "Hey, don't worry, Pope. The world's smartest woman just </p><p>jumped out wearing my backpack."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="goldie, post: 61273"] One night a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were 5 people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Hillary Clinton, the Pope, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment."Ladies & Gentlemen, I have good news & bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are 4 parachutes & I have one of them." With that, the pilot threw open the door & jumped from the plane. Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Hey guys" he said "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes & hurtled through the door & into the night. Hillary Clinton rose & said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest woman. The world needs smart women to lead all you little people, because you miserable scum do not have the brains to do so. The world's smartest woman should have a parachute too." She quickly grabbed a pack, and out she jumped. The Pope and the hippie looked at one another. Finally the Pope spoke, "My son, I have lived a satisfying life & have known the bliss of the True God every day at Mass. You have your life ahead of you; you take the last parachute & I will go down with the plane," The hippie smiled slowly and said "Hey, don't worry, Pope. The world's smartest woman just jumped out wearing my backpack." [/QUOTE]
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