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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61287"><p>THINGS YOU LEARN FROM THE MOVIES PT. 2...... </p><p> </p><p> Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. </p><p> You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. </p><p> The Eiffel tower can be seen from every window in Paris. </p><p> A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. </p><p> If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. </p><p> If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. </p><p> A detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty. </p><p> If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. </p><p> Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously every few moments.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61287"] THINGS YOU LEARN FROM THE MOVIES PT. 2...... Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. The Eiffel tower can be seen from every window in Paris. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. A detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously every few moments. [/QUOTE]
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