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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61291"><p>PONDERING: </p><p>* When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"? </p><p> </p><p>* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? </p><p> </p><p>* Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? </p><p> </p><p>* If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting? </p><p> </p><p>* If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same? </p><p> </p><p>* If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? </p><p> </p><p>* Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously? </p><p> </p><p>* If scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra, would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode? </p><p> </p><p>* Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators? </p><p> </p><p>* How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61291"] PONDERING: * When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"? * Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? * Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? * If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting? * If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same? * If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? * Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously? * If scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra, would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode? * Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators? * How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? [/QUOTE]
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