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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61293"><p>Four married guys go golfing. During play on the 4th hole, the following conversation takes place: </p><p>First Guy: "You guys have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing today. I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool." </p><p>Second Guy: "You're lucky. I had to promise my wife that I'd paint every room in the house next weekend." </p><p>Third Guy: "You guys have it easy. I had to promise my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen for her." </p><p> They continue to play the hole when they realize that the 4th guy hadn't said anything. So they ask him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to get out of the house to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" </p><p>Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it goes off, I turn it off, nudge my wife and say, "Golf course or intercourse?" She says, "Don't forget your sweater."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61293"] Four married guys go golfing. During play on the 4th hole, the following conversation takes place: First Guy: "You guys have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing today. I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool." Second Guy: "You're lucky. I had to promise my wife that I'd paint every room in the house next weekend." Third Guy: "You guys have it easy. I had to promise my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realize that the 4th guy hadn't said anything. So they ask him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to get out of the house to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it goes off, I turn it off, nudge my wife and say, "Golf course or intercourse?" She says, "Don't forget your sweater." [/QUOTE]
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