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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61295"><p>The last 4 U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and carried off to Oz. After many trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. </p><p> "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" </p><p> Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for more courage." </p><p> "NO PROBLEM," says the Wizard. "WHO'S NEXT?" </p><p> Ronald Reagan steps forward. "Well..well..well I need a brain." </p><p> "DONE," says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?" </p><p> Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." </p><p> "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." </p><p> Then there is a great silence... </p><p> Bill Clinton is just standing there looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks..."WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?" </p><p> "Is Dorothy around?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61295"] The last 4 U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and carried off to Oz. After many trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for more courage." "NO PROBLEM," says the Wizard. "WHO'S NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward. "Well..well..well I need a brain." "DONE," says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?" Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." Then there is a great silence... Bill Clinton is just standing there looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks..."WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?" "Is Dorothy around?" [/QUOTE]
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