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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61300"><p>POLITICAL LINES (Featuring Clinton): </p><p> </p><p> Chyrsler Corp. is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production this year. </p><p> </p><p> If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer Prize photo of the president drowning, what shutter speed would you use? </p><p> </p><p> Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time'?" "No, some begin with 'After I'm, elected'" </p><p> </p><p> Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and become president. So far, half her prayer was answered. </p><p> </p><p> Clinton only lacks 3 things to become America's finest leader....integrity, vision and wisdom. </p><p> </p><p> Clinton is doing the work of three men...Larry, Curly and Moe. </p><p> </p><p> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61300"] POLITICAL LINES (Featuring Clinton): Chyrsler Corp. is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production this year. If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer Prize photo of the president drowning, what shutter speed would you use? Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time'?" "No, some begin with 'After I'm, elected'" Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and become president. So far, half her prayer was answered. Clinton only lacks 3 things to become America's finest leader....integrity, vision and wisdom. Clinton is doing the work of three men...Larry, Curly and Moe. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should be changed regularly, and for the same reason. [/QUOTE]
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