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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61312"><p>DICTIONARY OF CATHOLIC RELIGION: </p><p>AMEN - The only part of the prayer that everybody knows. </p><p>BULLETIN - Catholic air conditioning. </p><p>HYMN - A song usually sung in a key 3 octaves higher than the congregation's range. </p><p>RECESSIONAL HYMN - The last song at Mass, often sung more quietly, since most of the people have already left. </p><p>JESUITS - An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams. </p><p>JONAH - The original Jaws story. </p><p>MAGI - The most famous trio to ever attend a baby shower. </p><p>PEW - a medieval torture device still found in churches today. </p><p>RECESSIONAL-The procession at the end of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot. </p><p>USHERS- The only people in church who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61312"] DICTIONARY OF CATHOLIC RELIGION: AMEN - The only part of the prayer that everybody knows. BULLETIN - Catholic air conditioning. HYMN - A song usually sung in a key 3 octaves higher than the congregation's range. RECESSIONAL HYMN - The last song at Mass, often sung more quietly, since most of the people have already left. JESUITS - An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams. JONAH - The original Jaws story. MAGI - The most famous trio to ever attend a baby shower. PEW - a medieval torture device still found in churches today. RECESSIONAL-The procession at the end of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot. USHERS- The only people in church who don't know the seating capacity of a pew. [/QUOTE]
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