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<blockquote data-quote="anon" data-source="post: 61314"><p>A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog </p><p>which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, </p><p>the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest: </p><p> </p><p>"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the creature?" </p><p> </p><p>Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog`s </p><p>death. But, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the </p><p>church. However, there`s a new denomination down the road, no telling </p><p>what they believe, but maybe they`ll do something for the animal." </p><p> </p><p>Muldoon said, "I`ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough to </p><p>donate for the service?" </p><p> </p><p>Father Patrick: "Why didn`t you tell me the dog was Catholic?!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="anon, post: 61314"] A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest: "Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog`s death. But, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However, there`s a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they`ll do something for the animal." Muldoon said, "I`ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick: "Why didn`t you tell me the dog was Catholic?!" [/QUOTE]
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