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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61316"><p>Tracy is invited to her boyfriend's house for dinner. She is very nervous because this will be her first time meeting his family. She enters the house and meets the family, however she is still very uneasy about the whole experience. She really likes her new boyfriend and wants to make a good impression. </p><p> They all sit at the dinner table when Tracy's nervousness begins to make her feel a bit uncomfortable. Gas pains develop, but she continues to eat the delicious broccoli casserole. </p><p> Soon, the pain becomes so intense that her eyes begin to water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't very loud, but everyone at the table heard the little "squeak". </p><p> Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at Tracy's feet and said in a stern voice, "Ginger!" </p><p> Tracy thought, "This is great!" And a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let out a louder &amp; longer "squeak". </p><p> The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Damnit Ginger!" Tracy smiled and thought this was great. </p><p> Well, it happened again, only louder &amp; longer. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, " Damnit Ginger, get away from that girl before she takes a crap on you!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61316"] Tracy is invited to her boyfriend's house for dinner. She is very nervous because this will be her first time meeting his family. She enters the house and meets the family, however she is still very uneasy about the whole experience. She really likes her new boyfriend and wants to make a good impression. They all sit at the dinner table when Tracy's nervousness begins to make her feel a bit uncomfortable. Gas pains develop, but she continues to eat the delicious broccoli casserole. Soon, the pain becomes so intense that her eyes begin to water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't very loud, but everyone at the table heard the little "squeak". Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at Tracy's feet and said in a stern voice, "Ginger!" Tracy thought, "This is great!" And a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let out a louder & longer "squeak". The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Damnit Ginger!" Tracy smiled and thought this was great. Well, it happened again, only louder & longer. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, " Damnit Ginger, get away from that girl before she takes a crap on you!" [/QUOTE]
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