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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61317"><p>UPS man's last day....... </p><p> It was Bob the UPS man's last day on the job after delivering packages for 35 yrs. in the same neighborhood. </p><p> When he arrived at his first house, he was greeted by the whole family and given a gift envelope. </p><p> At the second house they gave him a box of fine cigars. </p><p> The third house handed him a selection of the finest fishing lures. </p><p> At the 4th house he was met by a beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, led him upstairs where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. </p><p> When he'd had enough, she fixed him a huge breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, blueberry waffles and orange juice. As she was pouring him some coffee, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the coffee cup. </p><p> "All of this was just too wonderful for words" he said, "But what's the dollar for?" </p><p> "Well, she said, "Last night I told my hubby that today was your last day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar." </p><p> "The breakfast was my idea."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61317"] UPS man's last day....... It was Bob the UPS man's last day on the job after delivering packages for 35 yrs. in the same neighborhood. When he arrived at his first house, he was greeted by the whole family and given a gift envelope. At the second house they gave him a box of fine cigars. The third house handed him a selection of the finest fishing lures. At the 4th house he was met by a beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, led him upstairs where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he'd had enough, she fixed him a huge breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, blueberry waffles and orange juice. As she was pouring him some coffee, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the coffee cup. "All of this was just too wonderful for words" he said, "But what's the dollar for?" "Well, she said, "Last night I told my hubby that today was your last day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar." "The breakfast was my idea." [/QUOTE]
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