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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 102589" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Murphy's Laws for Parents</strong></p><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Leakproof thermoses--will. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look. [By definition] <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers. </span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 102589, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Murphy's Laws for Parents[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][LIST] [*]The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. [*]Leakproof thermoses--will. [*]The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. [*]The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends. [*]The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended. [*]Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing. [*]The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look. [By definition] [*]Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room. [*]Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator. [*]Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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