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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 103581" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart vs. Heaven</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers. Literally, here are the similitude's I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the kingdom of Everyday Low Prices.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven: St. Peter greets you at the gates. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart: Some old geezer named Peter greets you at the automatic doors.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven: Eternal. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart: Open 24 hours.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven: Where old people go when they expire. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart: Where old people go when they retire.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven: Plenty of Room for everyone who loves God. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart: Plenty of Parking for Everyone</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven: Golden-haired angels shouting the glory of God </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal Mart: Purple-haired obese women shouting for a price check on candy aisle.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven: Salvation and redemption no matter what your sin </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart: Full money refund no matter whatyour complaint</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven:  Every Do-gooder lives peacefully </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart: Every day low prices</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heaven: Sam Walton -- now a resident! </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart: Sam's choice cola -- now on sale! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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