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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 107679" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Texas Cowboy</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 107679, member: 1246"] Texas Cowboy [SIZE=2]Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!" They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!" [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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