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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1100169" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080">Thanks, Eric........</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A Farmers Logic</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You know there are so many TV channels,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Each one starved for new programs.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Arranged for an interview with a farmer who</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Might have some theories on the matter.</span><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The interview went as follows:</span></u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em><strong>The lady reporter:</strong></em></span></u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I am here to collect information on the</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Possible sources of <strong>Mad Cow Disease</strong>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Can you offer any reason for this disease?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The farmer stared at the reporter and said </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em><u></u></em></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em><u><strong>Reporter:</strong></u><strong>(obviously embarrassed):</strong></em>Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u></u></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u><strong>Farmer</strong>:</u>Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u></u></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u><strong>Reporter</strong>:</u>Sir, this is really valuable information,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">But what about getting to the point?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u></u></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u><strong>Farmer</strong>:</u>I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If I was playing with your tits twice a day ....</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And only screwing you once a year,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Wouldn't you get mad?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'book antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1100169, member: 1246"] [FONT=book antiqua][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080]Thanks, Eric........ [B][FONT=Arial]A Farmers Logic[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial]You know there are so many TV channels, Each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter Seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, Arranged for an interview with a farmer who Might have some theories on the matter.[/FONT][U][FONT=Arial] The interview went as follows: [I] [B]The lady reporter:[/B][/I][/FONT][/U][FONT=Arial]I am here to collect information on the Possible sources of [B]Mad Cow Disease[/B]. Can you offer any reason for this disease? The farmer stared at the reporter and said Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? [I][U] [B]Reporter:[/B][/U][B](obviously embarrassed):[/B][/I]Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the Relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease? [U] [B]Farmer[/B]:[/U]Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day? [U] [B]Reporter[/B]:[/U]Sir, this is really valuable information, But what about getting to the point? [U] [B]Farmer[/B]:[/U]I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, If I was playing with your tits twice a day .... And only screwing you once a year, Wouldn't you get mad?[/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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