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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1105929" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning.</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Making a mental note to complain to the local newspaper about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1105929, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial]There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning.[/FONT][/B] [FONT=Calibri][B][FONT=Arial]When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." [/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][B][FONT=Arial]Making a mental note to complain to the local newspaper about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed. [/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][B][FONT=Arial]When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. [/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][B][FONT=Arial]I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. [/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][B][FONT=Arial]They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer![/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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