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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 110715" data-attributes="member: 1246">Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.&nbsp; Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. &nbsp;They don&#039;t even serve food anymore, so what&#039;s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a &quot;party atmosphere&quot; going in the cabin. &nbsp;And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. &nbsp;Because of the tips, female flight at tendants wouldn&#039;t need a salary, thus saving even more money. &nbsp;Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and &quot;special services.&quot; &nbsp;Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt , and the airline industry would see record revenues. &nbsp;This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. &nbsp;Why the hell didn&#039;t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? &nbsp;Sincerely, Bill Clinton</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 110715, member: 1246"] [B]Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.[/B] [B] Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! [/B] [B]What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. [/B] [B]They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? [/B] [B]The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. [/B] [B]And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. [/B] [B]Because of the tips, female flight at tendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. [/B] [B]Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." [/B] [B]Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. [/B] [B]Hijackings would come to a screeching halt , and the airline industry would see record revenues. [/B] [B]This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. [/B] [B]Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? [/B] [B]Sincerely, [/B] [B]Bill Clinton[/B] [/QUOTE]

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