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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 110941" data-attributes="member: 1246">A Little PMS......&nbsp;Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?&nbsp;A: One.&nbsp;Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don&#039;t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.&nbsp;And, once they figured it out, they wouldn&#039;t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they&#039;ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!&nbsp;But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!&nbsp;AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID !#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!&nbsp;WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!&nbsp;IT&#039;S A WONDER WE HAVEN&#039;T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12&#039; DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!&nbsp;. . . . . . . . I&#039;m sorry. . . what did you ask me? </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 110941, member: 1246"] A Little PMS...... [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]A: One.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS![/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!![/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID !#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN![/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!![/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE![/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]. . . . . . . . I'm sorry. . . what did you ask me? [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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