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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1114686" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">OFFICE RULES</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1. Preserve </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">thyself.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">problem.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3. A penny saved is an oversight.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4, Information </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">deteriorates upward.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">the last 10% takes the other 90%.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6. Experience is what you get just </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">after you need it.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">7. For any given large, complex, hard-to-understand, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">expensive problem, there exists at least one short, simple, easy, cheap wrong </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">answer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">8. Anything that can be changed will be, until time runs </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">out.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">9. To err is human; to shrug is civil service.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">10. There's </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1114686, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]OFFICE RULES 1. Preserve thyself. 2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem. 3. A penny saved is an oversight. 4, Information deteriorates upward. 5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; the last 10% takes the other 90%. 6. Experience is what you get just after you need it. 7. For any given large, complex, hard-to-understand, expensive problem, there exists at least one short, simple, easy, cheap wrong answer. 8. Anything that can be changed will be, until time runs out. 9. To err is human; to shrug is civil service. 10. There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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