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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 111484" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH </p><p></p><p> 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16.</p><p></p><p> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.</p><p></p><p> 3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.</p><p></p><p> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:</p><p></p><p>"Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 111484, member: 1246"] HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside" [/QUOTE]
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