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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 111893" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center">Maxine's Top Ten Tips to Entertaining</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When one hosts a dinner party, it is essential that all the place mats match, or, at the very least, that they all come from the same fast-food restaurant. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Entertaining in your backyard? The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who's muscular and shirtless. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">My favorite party game is "Pin the Cleanup on the Guests." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nothing in the world is quite so entertaining as pouring old milk into new containers before having guests over. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A good host must always be a STICKLER for attractive food presentation! I always take the foil COMPLETELY OFF the TV dinner before serving. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Getting your home in tiptop shape for a party can be fun if you think of it as kicking dust bunny tail! </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Take short cuts! I used to offer my guests instant coffee. They kept whining for hot water to go with it. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The best way to prepare a roast is to make an aluminum foil tent over your roasting pan. Similarly, the best way to prepare for relatives is to pitch a tent in the backyard and stay there until they leave. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When decorating for a party, be creative with regular household items. Some people might just see a moldy shower curtain with torn eyelets. What do I see? A new tablecloth. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The better you cook, the more likely your guests will return. Which is why I'm not usually too hot in the kitchen.</span></span></li> </ol><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 111893, member: 1246"] [CENTER]Maxine's Top Ten Tips to Entertaining[/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST=1] [*]When one hosts a dinner party, it is essential that all the place mats match, or, at the very least, that they all come from the same fast-food restaurant. [*]Entertaining in your backyard? The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who's muscular and shirtless. [*]My favorite party game is "Pin the Cleanup on the Guests." [*]Nothing in the world is quite so entertaining as pouring old milk into new containers before having guests over. [*]A good host must always be a STICKLER for attractive food presentation! I always take the foil COMPLETELY OFF the TV dinner before serving. [*]Getting your home in tiptop shape for a party can be fun if you think of it as kicking dust bunny tail! [*]Take short cuts! I used to offer my guests instant coffee. They kept whining for hot water to go with it. [*]The best way to prepare a roast is to make an aluminum foil tent over your roasting pan. Similarly, the best way to prepare for relatives is to pitch a tent in the backyard and stay there until they leave. [*]When decorating for a party, be creative with regular household items. Some people might just see a moldy shower curtain with torn eyelets. What do I see? A new tablecloth. [*]The better you cook, the more likely your guests will return. Which is why I'm not usually too hot in the kitchen.[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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