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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1119227" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">On January 9th, a group of Pekin , </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">George, their </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She says, "I'm </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">going to commit suicide." </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So, with no hesitation </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"My parents don't like </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">me dressing up like a girl." </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It's still unclear whether she jumped or </span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">was pushed.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #2F2F2F"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1119227, member: 1246"] [FONT="Times New Roman"][B][FONT=Arial]On January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.[/FONT][/B][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT="Times New Roman"][B][COLOR=#2F2F2F][FONT=Arial] George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][COLOR=#2F2F2F][FONT=Arial] She says, "I'm going to commit suicide." While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/CENTER] [B][COLOR=#2F2F2F][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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