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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1121590" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">It seems that gene-splicing has </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">become a reality. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Now all those old jokes about crossing a parrot with a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">centipede are within the realm of possibility. Here are a few </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">examples:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers will give you Rhesus Peanut </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Buttercup.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon. It's a Sassoon that lurks in </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cross a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Shag-carpette.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cross a rabbit with an amoeba gives you an Amoebit. It can </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">multiply and divide at the same time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cross a racehorse with a hog and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">you get a Thoroughpig.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1121590, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]It seems that gene-splicing has become a reality. Now all those old jokes about crossing a parrot with a centipede are within the realm of possibility. Here are a few examples: Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers will give you Rhesus Peanut Buttercup. Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon. It's a Sassoon that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair. Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette. Cross a rabbit with an amoeba gives you an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time. Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig. Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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