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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1122551" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>The </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>4th Marriage...</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">A woman who had been </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">"Of course, madam," </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">for?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">The bride to be </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">said, "I’m thinking of a long frilly white dress with a veil." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">The sales clerk </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">"Well," replied the </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">was so excited about our wedding he died as we were checking into our honeymoon </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">hotel. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">never spoke to each other again."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">"What about your </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">third husband?" asked the sales clerk?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>"That </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000066"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>ever happened."</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1122551, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri][B]The 4th Marriage...[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]The bride to be said, "I’m thinking of a long frilly white dress with a veil." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000066][FONT=Times New Roman][B][I][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri][B][I]"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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