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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1125750" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Why I mow my own yard ?</span> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lee Trevino: a true story, you gotta love him.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he <u>always</u> did. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Excuse me, do you speak English?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lee responded, Yes Ma'am, I do."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The lady then asked, What do you charge to do yard work?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1125750, member: 1246"] [FONT=Tahoma]Why I mow my own yard ?[/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT="Verdana"] Lee Trevino: a true story, you gotta love him. One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Verdana"]was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he [U]always[/U] did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Verdana"]Excuse me, do you speak English?" Lee responded, Yes Ma'am, I do." The lady then asked, What do you charge to do yard work? Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her." The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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