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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1130984" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Pick-up Lines: If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? </p><p></p><p>Excuse me, do you want to screw, or should I apologize? </p><p></p><p>Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? </p><p></p><p>I think I could fall madly in bed with you. </p><p></p><p>Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist. </p><p></p><p>Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside? </p><p></p><p>Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. </p><p></p><p>Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us. </p><p></p><p>I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! </p><p></p><p>Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? Because they're mine. </p><p></p><p>How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? </p><p></p><p>So... How am I doing? </p><p></p><p>I go down on the first date, how about you? </p><p></p><p>I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me? </p><p></p><p>I like every bone in your body, especially mine. </p><p></p><p>I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today, and your name was there.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1130984, member: 1246"] Pick-up Lines: If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? Excuse me, do you want to screw, or should I apologize? Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside? Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? Because they're mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? So... How am I doing? I go down on the first date, how about you? I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me? I like every bone in your body, especially mine. I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today, and your name was there. [/QUOTE]
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