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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 113549" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm supporting all movements now... by eating bran, prunes and raisins.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I?</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 113549, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B]I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm supporting all movements now... by eating bran, prunes and raisins.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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