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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 113550" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Football</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Our assistant pastor, an avid football fan, had to hear confessions on Saturday during an important Nebraska - Notre Dame game.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">When one man had finished his confession, the Father asked him, "Are you by any chance going to be around the church for awhile?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Yes, Father," answered the man, "I'm painting the church, and I'll be here all afternoon."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Would you mind, then," the priest asked, "coming back in now and then and keeping me posted on the game?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Sure thing."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Later, the priest slid open the confessional grille and heard, "Father my last confession was fifteen minutes ago. Since then I ain't done nothing and neither has Notre Dame." </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 113550, member: 1246"] Football [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Our assistant pastor, an avid football fan, had to hear confessions on Saturday during an important Nebraska - Notre Dame game.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]When one man had finished his confession, the Father asked him, "Are you by any chance going to be around the church for awhile?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Yes, Father," answered the man, "I'm painting the church, and I'll be here all afternoon."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Would you mind, then," the priest asked, "coming back in now and then and keeping me posted on the game?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Sure thing."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Later, the priest slid open the confessional grille and heard, "Father my last confession was fifteen minutes ago. Since then I ain't done nothing and neither has Notre Dame." [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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