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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1142255" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!</p><p></p><p>Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.</p><p></p><p>Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.</p><p></p><p>Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".</p><p></p><p>Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.</p><p></p><p>Normal: A setting on a washing machine.</p><p></p><p>Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.</p><p></p><p>Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.</p><p></p><p>Boy: A noise with dirt on it.</p><p></p><p>Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.</p><p></p><p>Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.</p><p></p><p>Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.</p><p></p><p>Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1142255, member: 1246"] Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law! Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance. Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children. Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf". Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it. Normal: A setting on a washing machine. Health: The slowest possible rate of dying. Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money. Boy: A noise with dirt on it. Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off. Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket. Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke. Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them [/QUOTE]
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