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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1153629" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.</p><p>We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.</p><p>--Jay Leno</p><p>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.</p><p>--Jay Leno</p><p></p><p>Q. Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?</p><p>A. Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.</p><p>--Conan O'Brien</p><p></p><p>Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?</p><p>A. A fund raiser.</p><p>--Jay Leno</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?</p><p>A. One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.</p><p>--David Letterman</p><p></p><p>Q. If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it</p><p>started to sink, who would be saved?</p><p>A. America!</p><p>--Jimmy Fallon</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?</p><p>A. Bo has papers.</p><p>--Jimmy Kimmel</p><p></p><p>Q. What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?</p><p>A. It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.</p><p>--David Letterman</p><p></p><p>Q. Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?</p><p>A. He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.</p><p></p><p>Q. How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents?</p><p>A. He's the stiff one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1153629, member: 1246"] The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno Q. Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A. Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A. A fund raiser. --Jay Leno Q. What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A. One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman Q. If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A. America! --Jimmy Fallon Q. What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A. Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel Q. What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A. It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman Q. Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? A. He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney. Q. How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents? A. He's the stiff one. [/QUOTE]
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