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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 115488" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A DIETER'S PRAYER......</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Into the clutches of cholesterol.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">At polyunsaturates, I'll never mutter,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">For the road to Hell is paved with butter.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And cake is cursed and cream is awful</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And Satan is hiding in every waffle.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Beelzebub is a chocolate drop</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And Lucifer is a lollipop.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teach me the evils of hollandaise,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Of pasta and globs of mayonnaise.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And crisp fried chicken from the South --</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Unknown </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 115488, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]A DIETER'S PRAYER...... Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall Into the clutches of cholesterol. At polyunsaturates, I'll never mutter, For the road to Hell is paved with butter. And cake is cursed and cream is awful And Satan is hiding in every waffle. Beelzebub is a chocolate drop And Lucifer is a lollipop. Teach me the evils of hollandaise, Of pasta and globs of mayonnaise. And crisp fried chicken from the South -- Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth. ~Unknown [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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