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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1174381" data-attributes="member: 1246">Maria the maid asked for a pay increase.&nbsp;The wife was very upset about this and asked: &#039;Now Maria, why do you want a&nbsp; pay increase?&#039;&nbsp;Maria: &#039;Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you.&#039;&nbsp;Wife: &#039;Who said you iron better than me?&#039;&nbsp;Maria: &#039;Your husband said so.&#039;&nbsp;Wife: &#039;Oh.&#039;&nbsp;Maria: &#039;The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.&#039;&nbsp;Wife: &#039;Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?&#039;&nbsp;Maria: &#039;Your husband did.&#039;&nbsp;Wife: &#039;Oh.&#039;&nbsp;Maria: &#039;My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.&#039;&nbsp;Wife (really furious now): &#039;Did my husband say that as well?&#039;&nbsp;Maria: &#039;No Senora; the gardener did.&#039;&nbsp;She got the raise...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1174381, member: 1246"] Maria the maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Senora; the gardener did.' She got the raise... [/QUOTE]

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