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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1178818" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.. always get a second opinion </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">before making that big Decision </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">that it will require castration.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">pressure is to remove the testicles.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe was shocked and depressed. He </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go under the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">time</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">in 20 years, but he felt like he was </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realised </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">that he felt like a different person.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He could make a new beginning and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">live a new life.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He saw a men's clothing store and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He entered the shop and told the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The elderly tailor eye d him briefly </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you know?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Been in the business 60 years!' the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">tailor said.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe tried on the suit it fit </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">perfectly.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">As Joe admired himself in the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">mirror, the</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">salesman asked, 'How about a new </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The salesman eyed Joe and said, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe was surprised, 'That's right, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">how did you know?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Been in the business 60 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">years.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe tried on the shirt and it fit </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">perfectly.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe walked comfortably around the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe thought for a moment and said, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Sure.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The salesman said, 'Let's see... </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Size 36.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Joe </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">old.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The salesman shook his head, 'You </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1178818, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#ff0000][FONT=Arial].. always get a second opinion before making that big Decision [/FONT] [/COLOR] [FONT=Arial]The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realised that he felt like a different person.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He could make a new beginning and live a new life.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]'Been in the business 60 years.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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