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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1180854" data-attributes="member: 1246">(thanks Eric)After retiring, I went to the Social Security office&nbsp; to applyfor Social Security.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver&#039;s License toverify my age.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; I looked in my&nbsp; pockets and realized I had left my wallet athome.&nbsp; I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would haveto go home and come back later.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The woman said, &#039;Unbutton your shirt&#039;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; She said, &#039;That silver hair on your chest is proof enough forme&#039; and she processed my Social Security application.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience atthe Social Security office.&nbsp; She said, &#039;You should have&nbsp; droppedyour pants. You might have gotten disability too.&#039;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; And then the fight started...&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom&nbsp; mirror.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.&nbsp; I really need youto pay me a compliment.&#039;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; I replied, &quot;Your eyesight&#039;s darn near perfect.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; And then the fight started........</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1180854, member: 1246"] (thanks Eric) [B][SIZE=4]After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then the fight started... ________________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." And then the fight started........[/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]

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