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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1180855" data-attributes="member: 1246">Things to remember to be a good Dog:1. I will not eat the cat&#039;s food beforehe eats it or after he throws it up.2. I will not roll on dead seagulls,fish, crabs, etc., justbecause I like the way they smell.3. The Litter Box is not a cookiejar. 4. The sofa is not a &#039;face towel&#039;.5. The garbage collector is notstealing our stuff.6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad&#039;s underwear whenhe&#039;s on the toilet.7. Sticking my nose into someone&#039;s crotch is anunacceptable way of saying &#039;hello&#039;.8. I don&#039;t need to suddenly standstraight up when I&#039;m under the coffee table.9. I must shake the rainwaterout of my fur before entering the house - not after. (Eww RAIN?)10. I willnot come in from outside, and immediately drag my butt across thecarpet.11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick mycrotch.12. The cat is not a &#039;squeaky toy&#039;, so when I play with him and hemakes that noise, it&#039;s usually not a good thing.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1180855, member: 1246"] Things to remember to be a good Dog: 1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats it or after he throws it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table. 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. (Eww RAIN?) 10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately drag my butt across the carpet. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. [/QUOTE]

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