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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1183465" data-attributes="member: 1246">RULES FOR PILOTS OVER AGE SIXTY........The changes that allow airline pilots to continue flying past age&nbsp; 60 have generated some interesting discussion.The following rules for &#039;older&#039; pilots were proposed at several&nbsp; major airlines:1. All pants must fit and not be up in your armpits.2. You must walk without shuffling your feet.3. No Depends on the flight deck.4. When using a toothpick, you must leave your teeth in your&nbsp; mouth.5. If you need more than tri-focals, you are DONE! (period!)6. No pictures of great-great-grandchildren.7. Anytime you call the other guy &quot;Sonny&quot;, he can hit you.8. Never, ever mention AARP.9. When in a restaurant with your crew, don&#039;t request the senior&nbsp; discount.10. When checking into the overnight hotel, don&#039;t ask if the&nbsp; exercise room has shuffleboard.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1183465, member: 1246"] RULES FOR PILOTS OVER AGE SIXTY........ The changes that allow airline pilots to continue flying past age 60 have generated some interesting discussion. The following rules for 'older' pilots were proposed at several major airlines: 1. All pants must fit and not be up in your armpits. 2. You must walk without shuffling your feet. 3. No Depends on the flight deck. 4. When using a toothpick, you must leave your teeth in your mouth. 5. If you need more than tri-focals, you are DONE! (period!) 6. No pictures of great-great-grandchildren. 7. Anytime you call the other guy "Sonny", he can hit you. 8. Never, ever mention AARP. 9. When in a restaurant with your crew, don't request the senior discount. 10. When checking into the overnight hotel, don't ask if the exercise room has shuffleboard. [/QUOTE]

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