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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1195649" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">there was a downpour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">beer after the other.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">passenger window and tapped lightly on the window! The passenger</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">screamed out, Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Indian guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the window a little and ask him what he wants!" So the passenger</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What do you want???"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The old Indian softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">replies.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">man a cigarette, rolling up the window in terror and yells, "Step</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">on it!!!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">laughing again. The passenger says, "What did you think of that?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be? I'm going</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">pretty fast?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">All of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Indian man is looking in the window.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! There he is again!", the passenger yells. "Well</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">see what he wants now! " yells back the driver. The passenger</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Suddenly, again there is more knocking! "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">stark fear.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the mud?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1195649, member: 1246"] [SIZE=4]Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other. All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the window! The passenger screamed out, Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old Indian guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?) The old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!" So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???" The old Indian softly replied, "You have any tobacco?" The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies. So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette, rolling up the window in terror and yells, "Step on it!!!" Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing again. The passenger says, "What did you think of that?" The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be? I'm going pretty fast?" All of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old Indian man is looking in the window. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! There he is again!", the passenger yells. "Well see what he wants now! " yells back the driver. The passenger rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks. The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up the window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!" They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard. Suddenly, again there is more knocking! "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear. The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?" [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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